Lying pony, bad pony!

Right before I was mounting my pony, I asked him if he has trained well for this session. He affirmed... but one moment later I recognized that he brazenly lied to me! This buckled loser pony can't even cope with a half round while keeping an appropriate speed! That makes my whip become really furious - bad luck! But what's happening here now?! Only a few minutes later he's totally disused and collapses! I've never seen something more ridiculous. I have to help him getting up with the heat of my whip, but he collapses twice. Well, I won't waste my time any longer with this useless prick and leave this picture of a misery lying apathetically on the ground.

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